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  • So You've Failed -- Masterclash and Asylum Say Goodbye
    Filed under: Humor , Entertainment , Video , Masterclash The time has come to say goodbye. There were robots and nerdy burlesques and everything Star Wars. We gave you A Woman's Perspect...
  • What's in That Tub of Cool Whip?
    Filed under: Humor , Health , Weird Science , Weird Stuff Cool Whip: The very name conjures up images of tasty summer treats that even those lame lactose-intolerant (or as we like to cal...
  • How Not to Watch the NFL Playoffs
    Filed under: Humor , Sports , Video Now that the NFL playoffs are in full swing, fans' emotions are at a crazy fever pitch. If you're lucky enough to get to see one of the playoff games ...
  • A Woman's Perspective on Premature Ejaculation
    Filed under: Sex , Humor , Women , Video , A Woman's Perspective For this, the final Woman's Perspective, our girl was under a lot of pressure. After over a year of bringing you her week...
  • Was Alexander Hamilton President? Asylum Investigates
    Filed under: Humor , Politics , Video , Asylum Exclusive Many Founding Fathers top-five lists have Alexander Hamilton following George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Ben Franklin, and Joh...

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  • First Two Years of College Are Basically Useless
    Filed under: Booze , Happy Hour Hero , Weird Science Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. College students learn very little their freshman and sophomore years. The b...
  • Get Your Stones Tumbled by Sexy Heidi
    Filed under: Gear , Booze , Video , Asylum Exclusive Based on a very unscientific straw poll we took, a bunch of you out there have never heard of whiskey stones. And, no, that's not a e...
  • Does the Golden-Voiced Bum Stand a Chance?
    Filed under: Booze , Celebrity It was a story that warmed hearts: Ted Williams, a homeless man with a pitch-perfect radio voice was found panhandling on the streets of Ohio by a local jo...
  • Monogomy Linked to Drunkenness
    Filed under: Sex , Booze , Dating/Love , Women , Happy Hour Hero Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. Monogamous societies drink a lot more than polygamous societies ...
  • Milwaukee Is the Drunkest City in the Nation
    Filed under: Booze , Health , Happy Hour Hero Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. Residents of Milwaukee get the most smashed. The Daily Beast developed a drunkennes...

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  • Greeting Card Designer Pole-Dances As Marketing Ploy
    Filed under: Women , Video , New York Other than sending warm wishes to that special someone on International Pole-Dancing Day, the greeting card and exotic-dancing industries rarely int...
  • Catholics and Atheists Duke It Out in Holiday Billboard Battle
    Filed under: Weird News , New York Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the Holiday Billboard Battle at the world-famous Lincoln Tunnel! In the New Jersey corner, hailing from evolved apes,...
  • Take a Ride Into New York's Secret Subway Station
    Filed under: New York , News , Weird As we've learned, abandoned subway stations are awesome. However, reaching the closed-up train hubs of New York City often means sneaking into unauth...
  • Union Bedbug Replaces Union Rat
    Filed under: New York , Asylum Exclusive , News It was only a matter of time before New Yorkers grew so accustomed to rats that the inflatable union rat -- festering nipples and all -- j...
  • How to Become a Fast Food Legend
    Filed under: Food , New York , Asylum Exclusive If the two things you desire more than anything else in life are cheeseburgers and recognition for not exerting yourself mentally or physi...

Asylum - Weird ScienceAsylum - Weird Science

  • What's in That Tub of Cool Whip?
    Filed under: Humor , Health , Weird Science , Weird Stuff Cool Whip: The very name conjures up images of tasty summer treats that even those lame lactose-intolerant (or as we like to cal...
  • First Two Years of College Are Basically Useless
    Filed under: Booze , Happy Hour Hero , Weird Science Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. College students learn very little their freshman and sophomore years. The b...
  • Robot Rock Bands Intend to Replace Human Musicians Forever
    Filed under: Entertainment , Weird Science , Music , Asylum Exclusive When humanity inevitably finds itself at war with our robot nemeses, we know one thing for sure: They'll have their ...
  • Better Looking People Are Smarter
    Filed under: Dating/Love , Happy Hour Hero , Weird Science Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. Attractive people have significantly higher I.Q.s than their frumpier ...
  • Ketchup Robots Make Mess, Set Robot Revolution Back 50 Years
    Filed under: Gear , Video , Weird Science Humanity has accomplished plenty to be proud of: We landed on the moon, created the internal combustion engine and invented the cell phone. Howe...

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  • What's in That Tub of Cool Whip?
    Filed under: Humor , Health , Weird Science , Weird Stuff Cool Whip: The very name conjures up images of tasty summer treats that even those lame lactose-intolerant (or as we like to cal...
  • Smoking Will Cause Genetic Damage Within Minutes
    Filed under: Health , Happy Hour Hero Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. When you inhale cigarette smoke into your body, it almost immediately causes genetic damage...
  • Driving a Convertible Can Damage Your Hearing
    Filed under: Health , Cars , Happy Hour Hero Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. Driving a convertible with its top down at high speeds could lead to permanent heari...
  • Milwaukee Is the Drunkest City in the Nation
    Filed under: Booze , Health , Happy Hour Hero Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. Residents of Milwaukee get the most smashed. The Daily Beast developed a drunkennes...
  • More Than 25 Percent of Kids Regularly Take Prescription Drugs
    Filed under: Health , Happy Hour Hero , Weird Science Our happy hour fact to amaze your drinking buddies with. More than one of four American children and teenagers take a prescription d...

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